The Sorting Hat kept up with the trends! It knew that the world was scheduled to end on May 21, and all the righteous would be uplifted to Heaven ( Read more... )

January 28th ( Read more... )

He's never been very good at taking advice. Even from the people he'd grown close to, even from Kusuriyuri, he's just never been able to take someone else giving him pointers, no matter how necessary, on how he might make his life a little bit easier ( Read more... )

((ooc note: Ariane Emory II is taken from after the events of Cyteen (1988) and Regenesis (2009). Expect thorough spoilers for Regenesis. ))

( 'A different Ari. A very different Ari.' 'We don't know how different she'll become, as time passes.' )

Well, it's not every day the giant disembodied head of a dead president floated through the door.

Where the fuck am I? he said as he floated around. Bitches better answer me if they don't want lightning up their ass!

( Allow me to elucidate. )